Tathuvams of 2006

Just came Across these Thatuvams,read it and if you can add to it well you know what to do.Let's try and generate as many number of Thathuvams as Possible.

1.Nee evalo periya padipalliya irundhalum exam hall la poi padikka
mudiyadhu.
2·School testla bit adikkalaam,College testla bit
adikkalaam,anaa Blood testla bit adikka mudiyaadhu.
3·Enna Than Naai Nanri Ullatha Than Irunthalum Athala
"THANK YOU" Solla Mudiayathu! Idhuthan Valkai
4·Aayiram than irundhalum aayirathi onnu than perusu.
5·Yennathan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum Chappathiya suttu than sappida
mudiyum
6·Ni enna than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir adicha thirumba adikka
mudiyathu.
7·kasu irundha call taxi! kasu illaina kall than taxi!
8·kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum,aana kovil mani
nammala adicha raththam than varum
9·Pallu valina palla pudungalam aana kan nu valina kanna pudunga mudiyuma
10·Idly Podiya Thottu Idly Saapidalaam Aana Mooku Podiya Thottu
Mooka Saapid Mudiyathu
11·Nee Evalodhaan padichu certificate vaanginaalum,
Un death certificate unnala vaanga mudiyaathu.
12·Nee Airtel vachirundhaalum Aircel vanchirundhaalum
Thummum podu Hutch nnu thaan satham varum
13·Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam
Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?
14·If you drink ethanol you will dance
If you drink methanol others will dance for u.
15·Bus Stop la irunthu Bus varum aana Full Stop la iurunthu Full varuma?
16·Meluga vachchu melugu vathi seyyalam,aana kosuva
vachi kosu vathiseyya mudiyathu.
17·Mechanical engineer mechanic aagalam aana software engineer
software aaga mudiyadhu.